(sung to tune of "O Christmas Tree")

O Cannibals O Cannibals
What shall you eat for Christmas
O Cannibals O Cannibals
What shall you eat for Christmas
Dear Auntie stuffed would be devine
But then on what swould Auntie dine?
O Cannibals O Cannibals
What shall you eat for Christmas

O Cannibals O Cannibals
You start to make me nervous
O Cannibals O Cannibals
You start to make me nervous
Your friendly grins have turned to smiles
Reminding me of crocodiles
O Cannibals O Cannibals
You start to make me nervous

O Cannibals O Cannibals
I wish I'd never met you
O Cannibals O Cannibals
I wish I'd never met you
I hope that when you've eaten me
I make you barf your recipes
O Cannibals O Cannibals
I wish I'd never met you