Lisa: If you wish to be our sitter
      Please be sweet and never bitter.
      Help us with math and book reports-

Bart: Might I add: eat my shorts!

Lisa: Bart!
      If Maggie's fussy don't avoid her.

Bart: Let us get away with 'moider'.

Lisa: Teach us songs and magic tricks.

Homer: Might I add: no fat chicks!

Marge: Homer!

Lisa: The nanny we want if kindly and sage.

Homer: And willing to work for minimum wage.

Lisa: Hurry nanny times are grim.

Grandpa: I'll do it!

All(except Grandpa): Anyone but him!