[Jockeys] Freaks, freaks, freaks!
We are the jockeys, jockeys are we
We live underground in a fiberglass tree
[Jockey #1]   Ha!
[Jockey #2]   Ooo!
[Jockey #3]   Haha! 'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme
[Jockey #4]   On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream
[Jockey #5]   But all is not well in Jockey Town
[Jockey #6]   Your renegade horse is making us frown

[Jockey #7]   Your horse must lose
[Homer]   My horse must lose?
[Jockey #7]   No win!
[Jockey #8]   No show!
[Jockey #3]   No place!
[Jockey #4]   Just lose the stinkin' race
[Homer]   And what if I refuse to lose?
[Jockey #8]   We'll eat your brain
[Homer]   My horse must lose!