Do A Half-Assed Job

[Sherry Bobbins: All right children, let’s clean up this room!]
[Bart: Aww, man!]
[Lisa: Do we have to?!]
[Sherry: Now, now, I know a little secret that will make the job go twice as fast]
Sherry Bobbins: If there’s a task that must be done, don’t turn your tail and run, don’t pout, don’t sob…Just do a half assed job!!!!!!!!!!!…
If you cut every corner, it really not so bad, everybody does, even Mom and dad. If nobody sees it, then nobody gets mad!
Bart: It’s the American way!

[Music]

Sherry: The policemen on the beat, needs some time to rest his feet…
Police Chief Wiggum: Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!
Sherry: And the clerk who runs the store, can charge a little more, for meat
Apu: …For meat!
Sherry: And Milk…
Apu: And milk!
Sherry and Apu: From nineteen eighty-four!

Sherry: If…You…Cut every corner, you’ll have more time to play…
Simpson Family (Except Maggie): It’s the American way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!