(to tune of Big Spender)

Hey Big Spender
dig this blender
Rainbow suspenders,
hey big spender,
Spen some dough on table 3.

Now give it up for table 5!
(to tune of staying alive by Beegees)
Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Ahh
Table 5, table 5.
Ahh ahh ahh ahh
table fiiiiiiivvvvvvvvee!!