Walking down the street with a sad face

Always complaining about the rat race

Nobody said that life was free and easy



Your job it sucks, it’s on the line

Your wife act mean, your kids all cring

I need something that’s guaranteed to please me



But listen, I’ll tell you



I’m glad to be alive and kicking

I’m glad to hear my heart’s still ticking

So pass me the wine, baby, and let’s make some love



Sometimes things don’t work out the way you want

I don’t know if I’m gonna laugh or cry



Your friends will never call you back

You’re feeling such a sad sack

Like some snack that’s gone all cold and greasy, yes



The car you drive a rusty wreck

It’s always you that pays the check

Who said life was warm and peachy?



But listen, yeah, I’ll tell you

I’m glad to be alive and kicking

My blood is up, my pulse is quickening

Pass the wine bowl but let’s make some love



Sometimes things don’t work out the way you want

I wonder why, I wonder why - ah yeah

Sometimes mistakes come back to haunt you, babe

And I don’t know whether to laugh or cry, yeah



Yeah, come on

Got to be alive and kicking

Glad to be alive and kicking

Glad to have a pot to piss in

Glad to be alive and kicking



You got to be alive and kicking

Got to be... come on...come on....



Got to be alive and kicking

Got to be alive and kicking

Glad to see the plot is thickening

Pass the wine, let’s make some love

Let’s make some love

Let’s make some love

Let’s make some love