Dr. Everett v. Scott: 

From the day he was born 

He was trouble 

He was the thorn 

In his mother's side 

She tried in vain 



Criminologist : But he never caused her nothing but shame 



Dr. Everett v. Scott: 

He left home the day she died 

From the day she was gone 

All he wanted 

Was rock and roll porn 

And a motorbike 

Shooting up junk 



Criminologist : He was a low down cheap little punk 



Dr. Everett v. Scott : Taking everyone for a ride 



Chorus : 

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy 

You knew he was a no good kid 

But when he threatened your life 

With a switch blade knife 



Dr. Frank-N-Furter : What a guy 

Janet Weiss : Makes you cry 

Dr. Everett v. Scott : And I did 



Columbia : 

Everybody shoved him 

I very nearly loved him 

I said hey listen to me 

Stay sane inside insanity 

But he locked the door 

And threw away the key 



Dr. Everett v. Scott : 

But he must've been drawn 

Into something 

Making him warn me 

In a note which reads 



Chorus : What's it say? What's it say? 



Eddie : 

I'm out of my head 

Oh hurry, or I may be dead 

They mustn't carry out their evil deeds 



Chorus : 

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy 

You knew he was a no good kid 

But when he threatened your life 

With a switch blade knife 



Dr. Frank-N-Furter : What a guy 

Janet Weiss : Makes you cry 

Dr. Everett v. Scott : And I did 



Chorus : 

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy 

You knew he was a no good kid 

But when he threatened your life 

With a switch blade knife 



Dr. Frank-N-Furter : What a guy 



Chorus : Whoa ho ho 



Janet Weiss : Makes you cry 



Chorus : Hey hey hey 



Dr. Everett v. Scott : And I did 



Chorus : Eddie