Brad Majors: Hey, Janet 



Janet Weiss: Yes, Brad? 



Brad Majors: I've got something to say 



Janet Weiss: Uh huh? 



Brad Majors:

I really love the...skillful way 

You beat the other girls 

To the bride's bouquet 



Janet Weiss: Oh...oh, Brad 



Brad Majors: 

The river was deep but I swam it 



Chorus: Janet 



Brad Majors: The future is ours, so let's plan it 



Chorus: Janet 



Brad Majors: So please don't tell me to can it 



Chorus: Janet 



Brad Majors: I've one thing to say, and that's 

Dammit Janet, I love you 

The road was long but I ran it 



Chorus: Janet 



Brad Majors: There's a fire in my heart and you fan it 



Chorus: Janet 



Brad Majors: If there's one fool for you then I am it 



Chorus: Janet 



Brad Majors: I've one thing to say, and that's 

Dammit Janet, I love you 

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker 

There's three ways that love can grow 

That's good, bad, or mediocre 

Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so 



Janet Weiss: Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had 



Chorus: Oh, Brad 



Janet Weiss: Now we're engaged and I'm so glad 



Chorus: Oh, Brad 



Janet Weiss: That you met Mom and you know Dad 



Chorus: Oh, Brad 



Janet Weiss: I've one thing to say, and that's 

Brad, I'm mad, for you too 

Oh, Brad 



Brad Majors: Oh, dammit 



Janet Weiss: I'm mad 



Brad Majors: Oh, Janet 



Janet Weiss: For you 



Brad Majors: I love you too 



Brad and Janet: There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo 



Brad Majors: And that's go see the man who began it 



Chorus: Janet 



Brad Majors: When we met in his science exam-it 



Chorus: Janet 



Brad Majors: Made me give you the eye and then panic 



Chorus: Janet 



Brad Majors: Now I've one thing to say, and that's 

Dammit Janet, I love you 

Dammit, Janet 



Janet Weiss: Oh Brad, I'm mad 



Brad Majors: Dammit, Janet 



Brad and Janet: I love you