uncle dave he misbehaved

he painted the firetruck green

even though he painted the firetruck green

that don't mean that he is mean



uncle dave he misbehaved

he ate all the food on the plane

even though he ate all the food on the plane

that don't mean he won't eat again



uncle dave he misbehaved

he took the train to brooklyn

even though he took the train to brooklyn

that don't mean he ain't good lookin'



uncle dave he misbehaved

he changed his name to tony

even though he changed his name to tony

that don't mean that he's a phony



uncle dave he misbehaved

he said he didn't like this song

even though he said he didn't like this song

that don't mean he won't sing along



uncle dave he misbehaved

he forgot to fold up his pants

even though he forgot to fold up his pants

that don't mean they're full of ants