It's a shame
You know it's such a shame
Here I am - looking down
Stuck inside a frozen frown
When I coulda been a clown
It's a shame
You know it's such a shame
I'm all alone in a lonely crowd
Me'n my dick just hangin' out
When I coulda been a clown
It's a shame, it's a shame
It's a shame, it's a shame

Funnier than legless lepers singing "Born to Lose"
Funnier than Jesus crucified in high heel shoes
Funnier than Adolph Hitler butt fucked by baboons
Funnier than obese babies popping like balloons
Funnier than masturbating midget residue
Funnier than the Pope's penis being barbequed
Is the goofy sense of humor
That you never lose
Even though your drunken daddy
Loved you like a bruise
...on your big toe
...and on your ear lobe (is ear lobe funny?)
...and your spleen and your gizzard
...and your butt ...lots of bruises on your butt
...and bruises on your nose and your forehead and your 
knee and your pinkie finger ...BRUISES ON YOUR PINKIE 
FINGER! HOW ABOUT THAT!!

He said he wished his kisses could
Erase the traces of childhood
Elevating his manhood
Hour after hour
But he realized too late
That the finger of his fate
Led him to a life that wasted
Hour after hour, hour after hour
Life is just an open door
And nothing seems to matter more
Than someone worth waiting for
Hour after hour, hour after hour

Casanova's frowning
When no one is around him
The clown in Casanova is ...crying