BEN WEASEL - The Queers

By: utopia@oo.com (Josh Lanza)

A C D - "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8!"

This riff is played 4 times.
 A       C     D A       C   D
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-8---------------8--------------
---7-5-4---4-5-7---7-5-4---4-5--
---------7---------------7------
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A                      D
He rants and raves, he screams and shouts
   C                D
He always flips his lid
    A           D       C         D
But deep down inside he loves you kids
A               D          C      D
I know that you think he's just a goon
    A               D     C         D
But he makes little Vapid clean his room

C             D
He don't like Nirvana
  C                  D
I know he don't like Prong
         C         D             C               D
And I'll bet you 5 bucks that he don't like this song

A            C
Ben Weasel - "He's an asshole"
A            C
Ben Weasel - "He's a jerk"
A            C                 D             C
Ben Weasel - You just hate him 'cuz he don't have to work
A            C
Ben Weasel - "He's an asshole"
A            C
Ben Weasel - "He's a jerk"
A            C
Ben Weasel...
D                C       A    C
He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
D                C       A    C
He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
D                C            A   C
He's Ben Weasel, what can you do?
D          C       A    C  D
Ben Weasel, he's so cool.....1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8!

Play the riff 4 times again.

A                     D
He drinks his mud, he smokes his butts
     C              D
He's glued to his T.V.
    A              D       C         D
But when I drink a brew he frowns on me
   A            D               C             D
He paces in his living room and festers every night
    A                D            C        D
But we know that his bark's worse than his bite

C             D
He don't like Nirvana
  C                  D
I know he don't like Prong
         C         D             C               D
And I'll bet you 5 bucks that he don't like this song

A            C
Ben Weasel - "He's an asshole"
A            C
Ben Weasel - "He's a jerk"
A            C                 D             C
Ben Weasel - You just hate him 'cuz he don't have to work
A            C
Ben Weasel - "He's an asshole"
A            C
Ben Weasel - "He's a jerk"
A            C
Ben Weasel...
D                C       A    C
He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
D                C       A    C
He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
D                C            A   C
He's Ben Weasel, what can you do?
D          C       A
Ben Weasel, he's so cool