Uncle Gordie
Shovel the snow off the frozen lake, I start tying on my brand new skates Shoot the puck with Uncle Gordie He leaves work early 'cause we love hockey When I grow up I want to play in the NHL On the same line with Oleg and his brother Kjell Checking Dougie Gilmour, crack his head Slash Theorin Fleury, hack his legs Uncle Gordie he shoots he scores! My friends ain't all-stars but they're ok, Pick up teams drop the puck and play Skate until dinner, watch the pros on TV Screw my homework 'cause we love hockey