Well I got 2.5 kids and a hand gun
A white picket fence ex-wife and a stepson
I believe in God and holy Jesus Christ Superstar
And all the rotten evils that are built in to foreign cars
Always been a member of the moral majority
Never question government the law or authority
I never swear or smoke and I dont drink booze
I got a clean cut look and no tattoos

You see cause
Im a well groomed model citizen
Said Im a well liked model citizen

And I never park my car in a handicap space
I take my chances with the lotto and close clean shaves
I keep an eye on all my neighbors and so called friends
Because Im always on alert
Yes Im always on edge!

I buy insurance just incase it might rain someday
And I put everything I can in a 401K
Went to war and killed some soldiers and innocent men
I follow orders and I follow the latest trends

Cause Im a well trained model citizen
Said Im a self made model citizen

Well Im just that kinda guy

Pleased to meet ya!

Well I got 1.5 acres of real estate
I sold off all my hopes and all my dreams at the going rate
My manicured lawn is green and always free of leaves and debris
Sentenced a younger man to death while serving jury duty

Cause Im
A model citizen
Said Im a well groomed model citizen
Well Im just that kinda guy
Said Im a well liked model citizen
Im just that kinda guy
Said Im a well trained model citizen

Im just that kinda guy !