Well, I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small
The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all

I've got big balls, I've got big balls
And they're such big balls, the bouncing big balls
And he's got big balls and she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

My balls are always bouncing, my ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list, no one can take you 
higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire

I've got big balls, I've got big balls
And they're such big balls, the bouncing big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy 
dress
But when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls 
that I like best
My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the 
right
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every 
night

I've got big balls, I've got big balls
And they're such big balls, the bouncing big balls
And he's got big balls and she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

I've got big balls, I've got big balls
They're such big balls, the bouncing big balls
And he's got big balls and she's got big balls