Ain't it a gas?
that boy in your math class
the one that everybody teases & calls punk ass
you know the one in P.E. he's always picked last
the one who's fun to bully
oh it's such a blast
That one - that you punked & overpowered
and the teacher don't say shit 'cuz he's a coward

(yeah I know that nerd - geek)

Well today he wasn't in the classroom
he was hanging from a jump rope in the gym bathroom

I'm here to tell ya -
It ain't funny!

We're not laughing with you - we're laughing at you

Oh it's a riot
and even though she'll deny it
she lost 20 pounds a week on the bullemia diet
you know the one - the girl you tease in the halls
short & kinda chubby so you call her Biggie Smalls
that one who you tease & you taunt
now she's skeleton skinny with her face all gaunt

(yeah, she's kinda lookin like a model)

Well today she wasn't in the classroom
she was throwin up her lunch in the gym bathroom

It ain't funny!

We're not laughing with you - we're laughing at you

Here's the clincher the real punchline
the joke's on us & we're running out of time
so save your giggles & take a breath
'cuz that shit ain't funny & we're laughing ourselves to death.