Welcome to the disclaimer
 That's right  the disclaimer
 This American apple pie institution
 Known as parental discretion
 Will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm
 From the lyrics that might actually make you think
 And will also insult your intelligence at the same time
 So protect your family.
 This album contains explicit depictions
 Of things which are real.
 These real things are commonly known as life.
 So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously.
 If it sounds dangerous,
 Do not try this at home or at all.
 And if it offends you, just don't listen to it