You had fun, but you couldn't get him out of the car

I guess mamma's boys only go so far

You went in and put a record on

To make it sound like someone was home

And thanked yourself for pouring yourself a drink



Try to figure out and laugh yourself to the showers

Burn yourself alive and join the monster squad

They say in this place you can reinvent yourself



Well you've done it again, Virginia

Made another masterpiece while I was dreaming

How does it feel to feel like you?

Brilliant sugar, brilliant sugar, brilliant sugar, turn over



A cool, tall, drink of water

is all you ever wanted to be

And if you had another wish to wish

you'd be fun and moving



But you can't talk to people, right?

You can't tell a story

You're tall, long legged

and your heart's full of liquor

And me and everybody are just ice in a glass



Try to figure out and laugh yourself to the showers

Burn yourself alive and join the monster squad

They say in this place you can reinvent yourself



Well you've done it again, Virginia

Made another masterpiece while I was dreaming

How does it feel to feel like you?

Brilliant sugar, brilliant sugar, brilliant sugar, turn over