(Dialogue intro, in Central Park)
Statler: Hey, look Waldorf--it's the frog and the pig!
Waldorf: Yeah, looks like they're in love.
Statler: Yeah. Kinda makes you sick, doesn't it?
(Trademark laughter from both, followed by catcalls at Piggy and Kermit, who don't notice)


Miss Piggy: Oh, Kermie, I'm sorry I yelled at you. And I didn't mean it when I said it would have been better if we had never met. In fact, I wish we had met much sooner. . .Kermit, wouldn't it have been wonderful if we had known each other when we were little? Imagine...little Kermie....and little Piggy.


FADE OUT....FADE IN TO MUPPET BABY NURSERY
Baby Rowlf at piano, Baby Piggy sitting on it


Baby Piggy:
No matter what life may bring,
no matter what I may do, 
be sure of one special thing
I'm gonna always be loving you.


(Tempo speeds up, Baby Rowlf plays an awesome piano intro...)


Baby Piggy:
I'm gonna be a movie star
And I'm gonna learn to drive a car
Gonna be a veterinarian too
And I'm gonna always love you.


(Musical, jazzy bridge)


Baby Kermit: Hi guys! Hi Fozzie!
Baby Gonzo: Hi Kermit!
Baby Scooter: Hello!
Baby Fozzie: Hiya!



Baby Piggy:
I'll be the cutest model you ever saw
Then I think I'll study criminal law
And I'm gonna learn to scuba dive too.
And I'm gonna always love you.


Baby Fozzie:
Ma ma ga ga boop boop sha wah wah
Baby Fozzie/Baby Gonzo:
Ma ma ga ga boop boop sha wah wah
Baby Fozzie/Baby Gonzo/Baby Scooter:
Ma ma ga ga boop boop sha wah wah
wah wah wah wah!


Baby Piggy:
Well, I'm gonna be a singer, whoa whoa whoa!
And I'm gonna learn to fly a plane!
(Fozzie: Wacka wacka wacka)
I'll be a doctor for diseases 
and help you with your sneezes
And practice neurosurgery on your brain!


Gonna climb the Matterhorn
But only after all our children are born
'Cause I wanna be a good mommy too!
And I'm gonna always love you!


Baby Fozzie/Baby Gonzo/Baby Scooter:
Ma ma ga ga boop boop sha wah wah
Ma ma ga ga boop boop sha wah wah
Ma ma ga ga boop boop sha wah wah
wah wah wah wah!


Baby Kermit:
She's gonna be a movie star!
And she's gonna learn to drive a car!
She's gonna be a veterinarian too!
Baby Piggy:
And I'm always gonna love you--ooh ooh ooh!


Baby Fozzie:
Well, she's gonna be a singer, whoa whoa whoa
Baby Scooter:
And she's gonna learn to fly a plane!
Baby Rowlf:
She'll be a doctor for diseases
and help you with your sneezes
Baby Gonzo:
And practice neurosurgery on your brain!


Baby Piggy/Other Babies:
Gonna climb the Matterhorn (ma ma ga ga boop boop sha wah wah)
But only after all our children are born (ma ma ga ga boop boop sha wah wah)
'Cause I wanna be a good mommy too (ma ma ga ga boop boop sha wah wah)
And I'm gonna always love you! (ma ma ga ga boop boop sha wah wah)