Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse (Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my breezer, I'm out the door I'm gonna be really loud (lets go)
Cuz I don't care who I piss off yeah I'm a real big sinner
Sometimes I eat my dessert before my dinner

Talking odd socks on my toes, toes
Taking off all my clothes, clothes
Feeling overexposed,
So I put back all of my clothes (put them back on)

Flush before I wee, wee
Get arrested daily-ly
Trying to get a peak of some titties

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss my but
Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now lets copy pokerface like

Whoa whoa oh oh
Whoa whoa oh oh

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss a nut
Cuz it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now lets copy pokerface like

Whoa whoa oh oh
Whoa whoa oh oh

I stay out till 11 when my curfew is 10
Goodnight sweetie SHUT UP MUM I'm ON MSN!
Now the girls are lining up becuz were pussy sailin
But we punch em in the mouth if they're not sarah palin

Talkin bout doin things well regret-gret
Menthal cigarette-rette
Butt plugs in his pet WHOA! WHOA!

Text sex on my Samsung,
Not telling dad mum rung, rung
Have sex with Alexa Chung
By telling her I'm well hung (I'm quite well hung)

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss my but
Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now lets copy pokerface like

Whoa whoa oh oh
Whoa whoa oh oh

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss a nut
Cuz it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now lets copy pokerface like

Whoa whoa oh oh
Whoa whoa oh oh

This is the part where the rap breaks down
This is the part where the drums go POW
This is the part where your balls sag down
This is the part where your pants go brown
This is the part where your dad goes off on a cold Christmas eve to get some more milk but he never comes back, and seventeen years later you find out that he's had a whole fucking family with some Spanish bitch and he doesn't even know your name anymore.

Shut the fuck up!
*cries* I'm sorry

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss my but
Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now lets copy pokerface like

Whoa whoa oh oh
Whoa whoa oh oh

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss a nut
Cuz it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now lets copy pokerface like

Whoa whoa oh oh
Whoa whoa oh oh

Just dance!
Bad romance!
Now lets copy poker face like

Whoa whoa oh oh
Whoa whoa oh oh