What came first the chicken or the moron?

I'd say the moron potty trained or not.



I wipe your ass you scratch my back



Go ahead and continue to 

think about your genitalia

but before you speak, before you think, 

Hemorrhoid is a two lane highway



americana memorabilia

-homophobic hillbilly hieroglyphics

ready the probe and ready the stove

at the Branding center my cheesbro'



Plus or minus three percent points

(variance of ignorant humans)

but I'd have to say that there are

many more in retro sewage



I wipe your ass you scratch my back