It's the ancient tale of the evil chinaman, 

that crossed the sea with his gun and secret plan

To take over the USA, he's gonna try it again today

He'll turn the whole world into China if he gets his way



It's the ancient tale of the chinaman man, 

that crossed the sea with his gun and secret plan

Well the east tries to beat the west and it doesn't matter who's the best

He's the oriental armageddon that'll lay the whole world to rest



Chinaman , machine gun in his had

Chinaman, crossed the sea with a secret plan

Chinaman , machine gun in his had

Chinaman, crossed the sea with a secret plan

Ch-Ch-Chinaman