Don't wanna wake up at 6:15

Don't wanna go to work at the Dairy Queen

Don't wanna watch TV

Don't wanna read

There's only one thing that I really need

I need some brain damage and I need it fast

Beat me till you put me in a body cast



There's only one thing that I really need

Baby give me bruises and make me bleed

I'm feeling unsituated

I'm gonna bang my head head against a wall

Till my brain's become inflated

And I can't even think at all

I'm feeling sort of agitated

Give me some assault and battery

Do I need medicated?

Do I need surgery?

[x3]



Do I need surgery?

Do I need surgery

So I don't swallow my tongue?