Professionally trendy in the glow of Clapham sun

There's life after work and it can be such fun

You see all the models in magazines and on the walls

You wanna be just like them

Cause they're so cool 



They're just narcissists

Well wouldn't it be nice to be Dorian Gray?

Just for a day

They're just narcissists

Oh, what's so great to be Dorian Gray

Every day?



We're living in a looking glass

As the beauty of life goes by

You're going to be so oh

You're going to grow so old

Your skin so cold 



Well they're just narcissists

Well wouldn't it be nice to be Dorian Gray

Just for a day?

Such narcissists

what's so great to be Dorian Gray

Every day? 



They're just narcissists

Wouldn't it be great to be Dorian Gray?

Just for a day

Just for a day