I've got a new story now and it goes like this

I took my hand out of my pocket up came a fist

It was headline news

One more abuse

I've got to tell it with a fist

And it goes like this



Ho ho ho ho

Huh huh huh huh



So where's the femininity

The one with skirts and high heels

A shiny sink and home made meals

The one and only way

If you enter you'll stay

Sons and daughters you will breed

As long as you breastfeed

Yeah being a man is a bliss

One Hit one Kiss



Ho ho ho ho

Huh huh huh huh



Then the lights came on, it was all a scene

Bend back, give head it's not pornography

If you do it with lights then it's art you see

If you do it with a twist

Yes, artistically



Ho ho ho ho

Huh huh huh huh



I could do the laundry

The women's work

For a reasonable salary I would wash the world

It wouldn't affect my libido or my self esteem

Don't need to mark my territory

It's all obvious to me

It's manhood's bliss

One Hit one Kiss

Spending time with my family

Like the Corleones



Ho ho ho ho

Huh huh huh huh