Sitting by my stereo all aloneMy baby calls me on the telephoneShe says, baby take me out for a danceI tell my baby I feel so badI can’t go out and it’s making me sadBut when you see me, I know you will understandI got hay fever, blocking up my headHay fever, I ought to be in bedHow can I dance when I can hardly breatheWish I could cure this infernal allergyI got, hay fever blocking up my brainHay fever, feel the sinus painsAnd all the pills and the powders are in vainThought I was cured but here it comes againIt goes ooh-ahThe pollen count’s getting higher and higherMy eyes are sore and my nose is on fireMy throat’s dry now and I’m starting to perspireMy stuffed up head’s killing all of my desireI got hay fever, you wicked allergy,Hay fever, you put the curse on meAnd I’ve inhaled every know remedyI can’t stay cool ’cos I’m starting to sneezeI can’t make love when I can’t hardly breatheWe start to dance and my nose starts to bleedThere must be a cure for this hay feverIs there a pill or a powder I can takeI must get a cure, for my romance is at stakeHey fever, you tore my image downHey fever, I must look like a clownI must have used every tissue in townI’m running round sniffin’ like a houndIt goes ooh-ahI wanna kiss but I’m sneezin’ insteadI can’t make love when my head feels like leadHow can I pose when my nose is all redWe should be home, should be tucked up in bedBut I got hay feverHay feverHay feverHay feverHay fever