I called that senator

From the White House

I sat in my office and ovulated



A full length mirror

I'm queen for a day



Look up the skirt of our nation

I saw the prime minister

In the shit house

My palace

Is just a Goddamned rest home

I fit the prince

In and out of my schedule



A full length mirror

I'm queen for a day

I'll spend the rest of my years alone



"Before they turned left face

along the bank

each one gave their good

captain a salute

with farting tongue pressed

tightly to his teeth

he blew back with his

bugle of an asshole"



I called the president

In the White House

I sat in my office and ovulated



A full length mirror

I'm queen for a day

etc...