Have you heard they wanna build a long long bridge
The longest bridge ever
Have you heard they wanna build a long bridge now
 
And they wanna cut down the most charming forest
A forest full of fairies
Yes they wanna cut down the charming forest now

Now that the referendum's come
Ev'rybody's tryin' to make a good impression
 
Hopefully they'll dig us a deep deep hole
To keep the traffic going
Hopefully they'll dig us a deep deep hole now
 
Now we're a small smalll town
But we've got big big heads
Ev'ry once in a while
We like to show off a little
 
Might as well dig us a deep deep grave
A deep grave to lie in
Might as well dig us a deep deep grave now
 
Now  that all the money's gone
Politicians sink into a big depression
 
Now we're gonna have to fight the big braggin' bullies
The big headed bullies
Yes we're gonna have to fight the braggin' bullies now
 
Let's do the big bully boogie (dig me a hole)
Come on the big bully boogie - biddle-e biddle-e biddle-e biddle-e
Big bully boogie (dig me a hole)
Come on the big bully boogie (dig me a hole)
 
Hopefully they'll dig us a deep deep tunnel
Let's go sunbathing at the Northern Castle
Hopefully they'll dig us a deep deep tunnel now!