I've got a crush and it's crushing me to death, 

smashing my mind and stealing my breath, 

switching up the music it's getting pretty loud, 

like a five foot six gorilla jumping from the crowd. 



Impossible's wuss-corp,

pick it up! take position! 

we're coming in low on a top-secret mission! 



Bombadeer, 

direct hit! 

Kamikaze screaming fit, 

my girl's taking over the pit! 

Kamikaze! Kamikaze! 



(x4)



Getting in the ring she's a real prize fighter, 

rosy red cheeks, pull your teeth out with pliers. 

Load her up, cock her back, take aim and shoot her, 

just like kung-fu she's a bad motor scooter!



Impossible's wuss-corp,

pick it up! take position! 

we're coming in low on a top-secret mission! 



Bombadeer, 

direct hit! 

Kamikaze screaming fit, 

my girl's taking over the pit! 

Kamikaze! Kamikaze!



(x3)