in elementary i was the lowest class

a bitter little kid good in science and math

i never had a problem making the other kids laugh

when they'd steal my lunch or kick me in the ass



but i could see the surface from there

choking up and gasping for air

no sanctuary but my secret lair

my reason for resistance is clear



my telephone never heard a ring

to my comic books i would cling

talking to girls was an alien thing



fatboy!  like i was when i was young

it's hard growing up when they're putting you down

fatboy!  like i'm living right now

when i ain't go luck, i ain't got nuthin'...



so i slammed my door and i locked myself in with

dungeons and dragons and todd mcfarlane

staring so hard at those pages i specked

just to steal my attention from the attacks