I saw the abominable snowman at the fair

Carnie says he's from Nepal

Take a look if you dare





Scabs, on his clubbed feet

Smell of fish and chips in the air

Alone in his trailer, people come to pay and stare





For a couple dollars 

You can see the freaks at the fair

Stand and laugh

Or you can just stare

'Thank god my kids don't look like that!' 

Freakshow at the fair

Freakshow at the fair





Lobster boy, found half-way round the world

Modern science, keeps alive

A beautiful headless girl

Siamese twins

Or child in fins 

Makes you cry

Doo-doo'doo..do

[See her] turn into an ape before your eyes





For a couple dollars 

You can see the freaks at the fair

Stand and laugh

Or you can just stare

'Thank god my kids don't look like that!' 

Freakshow at the fair

Freakshow at the fair





Where have all the freaks gone

We don't see them at the fair

Have doctors found a cure, 

Are they all locked up somewhere' 





I saw the abominable snowman at the fair

Connie says he's from Nepal

Take a look if you dare





Freakshow at the fair

Freakshow at the fair

Freakshow at the fair