Intro: (scratches)
 (Eminem)- "Shady!"
 (Eminem)- "that's me"
 (Mr. Eon)- "Iron Mic Trilogy"
 (Erik Sermon)- "back...with the flyest material"
 (Eminem)- "Sh....Sh....Shady!"
 (Eminem)- "that...that.....that's me"
 (Mr. Eon)- "Iron Mic Trilogy"
 (Erik Sermon)- "back with the...funky...beats"

 Mr. Eon:
 Packing the third eye rush you it's cyclopse
 They trade in their high tops for night sized white rocks
 Words in my right, they pass my left ear
 It's solid decked out write the books for next year
 Bear this grenade you got stuck like virgin
 Who that cat splurgin' instead or rehearsin?
 Tough guy, dj travi your high rise
 Looking more like ronald then the fuckin fry guys
 Go on uptown fucking senoritas
 In Taco Bell screaming "vivas gorditas!"
 Bring all your dogs i give em rabies
 They never had a chance i might chew up all their babies
 (Eminem: waaah!)
 Pope John Paul the second, brain like satan
 Have your vegan girlfriend cooking up bacon
 I'm obituite with that shit that you hit
 Slow my flick with ya cause mine to pick wit her

 Eminem:
 My nine is limpin ya six deep when i spray rounds
 Hit you with 12 shots in mid air and four more on the way down
 The eight straight strays to a kid's hair on the playground
 You lay down on a stretcher (Don't get carried away now!)
 No pun intended, snapped out of your whip
 And leave it un-attended before i whip out this gun and hit it
 Unless you want it dented with bullet holes any minute
 Cause i can leave your Infinite full of those even if someone's in it
 Snap the airbag, hit the corner and park it
 You wanted a market, i got her tied up in a chair and gag
 Bitches get smacked and grabbed by the hair and dragged
 Like cave-women, while i'm grave diggin' with Marilyn Man

 Mr. Eon:
 If you got a bowl of hash better cash it
 Dollar signs flashin' i'ma take the last hit

 Eminem:
 And if you're spitting whack shit on the microphone
 I'ma snatch it outta your hand so fast i'm gonna detach it

 Mr. Eon:
 If you got a bowl of hash better cash it
 Dollar signs flashin' i'ma take the last hit

 Eminem:
 I'm flabergasted off two tabs of acid
 Threw my baby's mother in a nap sack and latched it

 Mr. Eon:
 Yo, "Eon's whack now", how you dig that?
 Couldn't get on my record if you were street rap
 Get the greater rate with these rhymes i be totin'
 Let's go back online and jerk off on your modem
 I got stupid mucus from these loose lips
 My loose leaf leave your whole persona weak
 To the point when you stand up on your feet {you} best retreat
 Let's go back in time and steal my whole seed
 The quickening, did a ?briss? at the crispening
 I'm exercisin', to uplifting the foot stage
 This thing's the nicest, i keep telling you
 What the fuck this guy on the corner been selling you?
 (Eminem: "here buy this")

 Eminem:
 I'm e-mailing you, at the wrong website
 Mispelling you, break you and put the fear of hell in you
 Escape above you, stuff the nurse in a purse
 Disperse like i added too many words in a verse
 Slim Shady, a perverted virgin at birth {or "version of birth"}
 Driving off, leaving the murdered virgin at church
 The first person searching the earth for the motherfucker
 That pulled the plug when they shoulda alerted the surgeon first
 You don't curse and hit with your own words
 Leave me alone bitch! I get on my own nerves
 And if i don't got two balls and a middle finger to throw up
 Then i'm takin' off both shoes and stickin' each middle toe up (fuck y'all!)

 Mr. Eon:
 If y'all got a bowl of hash better cash it
 Dollar signs flashin' i'ma take the last hit (Eminem: "gimmie that")

 Eminem:
 And if you're spitting whack shit on the microphone
 I'ma snatch it outta your hand so fast i'm gonna detach it

 Mr. Eon:
 So if you got a bowl of has better cash it
 Dollar signs flashin' i'ma take the last hit

 Eminem:
 I'm flabergasted off two tabs of acid
 Threw my baby's mother in a hatch-back and latched it

 Eminem:
 Any disease out there i'm willing to catch it....
 Slim Shady.....All praises
 to the High & Mighty

 (scratches):
 (Eminem)- "Slim Shady"
 (Eminem)- "naughty rotten rhymer"
 (Mr. Eon)- "Mr. Eon"
 (Mr. Eon)- "illest rhyme dropper"
 (Eminem)- "Slim Shady"
 (Eminem)- "naughty rotten rhymer"
 (Mr. Eon)- "Mr. Eon"
 (Mr. Eon)- "illest rhyme dropper"
 (Eminem)- "Slim Shady"
 (Eminem)- "n....nau..naughty...ro..ro..rotten rhyme....rhyme..rhy..rhymer"
 (Mr. Eon)- "Mr. Eon"
 (Mr. Eon)- "illest rhyme drop...drop..drop..dro..dro..rhyme dropper