Well there's nothing more to add before I leave

This thing of ours is dead but don't you grieve

Is it me or are they younger every night?

Just because they can it doesn't make it all right



I'm hanging by my teeth waiting on quick relief

While the kids don't sleep for days

I could die in a hundred odd ways



And I'm so sick of hearing how your love for this has died

But don't tell me you could do it if you tried

It's a shame or a sham he's half as old as I am

But don't tell me he could look good if he tried



Well it terrifies the life from out of me

It's really such a lazy way to be



Hiding in the bedroom climbing up the walls

You've got to kick it out of me gently

Till it begs and pleads and crawls



And I'm so sick of hearing how your love for this has died

But don't tell me you could do it if you tried

It's a shame or a sham he's half as old as I am

But don't tell me he could look good if he tried



And I'm so sick of hearing how your love for this has died

But don't tell me you could do it if you tried

It's a shame or a sham he's half as old as I am

But don't tell me he could look good if he tried



And wont you make sure

My mother gets half my weight in gold

Tell her I just did what I was told

Grab your expensive coat and bury it inside

But don't tell me you could do it if you tried