Well she wants to be a singer in the band 

Maybe I'll give the girl a hand & a mircophone 

She's all alone 

She can bring a friend though she's not my kind of friend 

She keeps staring me out with her black & blue eyes 



And I can take her dancing just to give the girl a chance 

And I was never that good at being nice when I should 

I guess she'll forgive right before she trys to kill me 

Coz I sold her on yesterday's 



Come take me o my 



I can take the the waltz just so she could kick my head in 

I guess her name was Tina coz before I'd even seen her 

I was lost.... 



Come take me o my....eye eye's... 

Ole black & blue eyes....... 



And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to 

And if she does she's getting there slow 

And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be 

And thats the very thing when your dealing with me 



Begging me to bag her, and filthy heart & swollen hips 

And she said o my dearest im not pretty and isn't it a pity 

That you wont kiss these rotten lips 

So take me o my..eye...eyes eyes 

Ole black & blue eyes....... 



And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to 

And if she does she's getting there slow 

And I can help her out but I've got somewhere to be 

And thats the very thing when your dealing with me 



Do do do do do do do do do...