Because they got rich parents

They get a better chance

Packed off to a stage school

They're taught to sing and dance

Elocution lessons is part of their routine

Just a bunch of clones

Spewed from a big machine



Sycophantic parents

Is all they have to show

They only turn out as

The lowest of the low



You're the stage skool kidz

You're all brought up to sell

You're ugly and you're snobby

It's what you do so well

You all sound like each other

That's how you can tell

You're the stage skool kidz

Why don't you go to hell



You get your massive break

From being on the TV

A big part in an advert

For a food company

Deplorably embarrassed

Is what they're gonna be 

They all end up presenting

Cable channel 53



Sycophantic parents

Is all they have to show

They only turn out as

The lowest of the low



You're the stage skool kidz

You're all brought up to sell

You're ugly and you're snobby

It's what you do so well

You all sound like each other

That's how you can tell

You're the stage skool kidz

Why don't you go to hell



Why don't you go to hell

Go to hell