Brandy Buttersotch bartered and begged

Many Motherwell mustered and mugged

Lucy Liverspots lied oh! And legged

Danny Dungerees digged and he dugged.

So's'on Saturday say slips'offs'a Sullivan's Social Slub.

Need a nice ner and a nip and a nub?

Sup'slides'over Sullivan's Social Slub.

Candy Cumberland cookied and cleaned.

Andy Aspirate assholed and ate

Gary Guttergunk gathered and gleaned

Stripey Stripleford stripled ‘em straight.

So's'on Saturday say slips'offs'a Sullivan's Social Slub.

Need a nice ner and a nip and a nub?

Sup'slides'over Sullivan's Socail Slub.

Sally Summerdress something and smiled

Vincent Vibraphone hung up and dialed

Fanny Firzafrank frowned fie fonna foe

Seamus Sweatyset swore at the show.

So's'on Saturday say slips'offs'a Sullivan's Social Slub.

Need a nice ner and a nip and a nub?

Sup'lides'over Sullivan's Social Slub.