Out of England, I dream of its creamery

When I'm there I dwell on Saxony.

In Turkey when I've been due to World War I

Istanbul is the place 'cos of my birthday. 



I am barmy

Bleedin' barmy 



I got everything

I got everything I want except for hungry

I got everything I want except for money. 



I've got the best round set aside for parties

They'll have one when I've gone 

In fact, they said so, good one. 



I am barmy

Bleedin' barmy 



Friends disintegrate within circles of cash 

Residue after years of fab genius 

Is a pension for the jews 

and a medal from the company which I wiped my butt on

and hung on a laburnum tree. 



I am barmy

Bleedin'  barmy

I am barmy 

Bleedin' barmy 



Just call me the first 

[repeat 10 times] 



I lay waiting hopefully on sloped grass green

I am barmy, bleedin' barmy 



A dramatic verse

[repeat 3 times] 



The programs lot

We break into tune

Take and bring a word 

Ring a buzzer 

Take and bring a word ( " ) 



A dramatic verse