You told me that it just couldn't be

You don't wanna go out with me

No I'm not sad, I don't even care

'Cause dumb boys like you are everywhere

yeah, that's right

B-O-R-I-N-G

Too bad you're not the boy for me

B-O-R-I-N-G

I wanted something quick and easy

I didn't like you anyway

I was just lookin for fun, uh-huh

I didn't like you anyway

I'm a speed demon on the run

You thought I would be broken hearted

Maybe I would if you weren't so retarted!

I ask your name, you don't even know

You should have dumped me on that talk show

B-O-R-I-N-G

Too bad you're not the boy for me

B-O-R-I-N-G

I wanted something quick and easy

I didn't like you anyway

I was just lookin for fun, uh-huh

I didn't like you anyway

I'm a speed demon on the run

I think that nasal spray got to your brain

I knew you were lame, from your wallet chain

A boston baked bean is the size of your head

I heard you even wet your bed

B-O-R-I-N-G

Too bad you're not the boy for me

B-O-R-I-N-G

I wanted something quick and easy

I didn't like you anyway

I was just lookin for fun, uh-huh

I didn't like you anyway

I'm a speed demon on the run I didn't like you