Complimentary "Jackie Chan" Ringtone 



You left me for a cheap tart



Totally heartless



You said you wanted a new start



But I'm not defenseless 

I know Kung Fu



I'm not afraid to use it on you



I'm gonna whoop your ass



'cuz I can fight like Jackie Chan



Oh Yeah



Gonna fight fight fight fight fight



Like Jackie Chan!

You thought that you were safe



Then you made me cry



I got dumped and I lost face



Now you're gonna die! 

I know Kung Fu



I'm not afraid to use it on you



I'm gonna whoop your ass



'cuz I can fight like Jackie Chan



Oh Yeah



Gonna fight fight fight fight fight



Like Jackie Chan!

Spoken



You thought you could get away with breaking my heart?



Listen up, I'm coming after you



With nunchucks and an attitude



You won't be laughing, DingDong



When I'm jumping around with your boys in my hand



Laughing...COVERED IN BLOOD 

You ran right over my cat



Now I hate your guts



Your chick's ugly and a brat



Gonna crush your nuts!

I know Kung Fu



I'm not afraid to use it on you



I'm gonna whoop your ass



'cuz I can fight like Jackie Chan



Oh Yeah



Gonna fight fight fight fight fight



Like Jackie Chan!



 Complimentary "Jackie Chan" Ringtone 



Thanks to Ari (mcrchick225hotmail.com) for these lyrics