You can hide behind it

You can subtly pose it

You can wear it out, you like, I know you will

They are taking over

It's on every other

It will tell a story like the ones you read



I will never have one

I will never have one

It would grow and spark some light

It would be an ugly sight, so please

Don't look upon my face

Don't look upon my face



And grow it out until it comes to standing still

Join the crowd of aging beards a'many



They are looking at me

They are looking at me

Through those beady eyes

They're thinking what they will

They will keep them safe and warm

From the cold of other's charm, I warn

Don't look upon that face

Don't look upon that face



And grow it out until you found your inner piece

Join the crowd of aging beards a'many