I'm going to get you a gun

I'm going to get a video camera

We're going to take you downtown

We're going to show them how to get things done



I'm going to take you outside

I'm going to take you out on a 9-5

We're going to blind-fold you and run

We're going to be miles away when the cops come



No-nooo-nooo-No

No-nooo-nooo (etc)



I'm going to get you a gun

I'm going to buy a video camera

We're going to take you downtown

We're going to show them how to have some style



I'm going to take you outside

I'm going to show you the whole wide world

They're as Christian as can be

Even Christ told a cripple joke now and then



Oh-NO-noo-NO

No-na-no (etc)



I am going to get you a gun

I'm going to get a video camera

We're going to go on downtown

We're going to show them how to have some fun.