So, goin' down the Amazon in a red brick boat, uh. 

Lookin' for some secret treasure—hot with malaria 

And I've got that map upside-down 

Well, north, south, east, west, “X” still marks that spot 

And I'm so tired; and if I fell asleep, I might not ever wake up 

Oh, yeah. 

(Various “ooo”s and “oh”s) 

So, goin' down the Amazon in a light pink push-up bra, yeah 

You won't believe what I just saw: 

A full amazing time, and I've got that map upside-down 

Well, north, south, east, west, “X” still marks that spot 

And I feel like Young MC; and if I fell asleep, I might not ever wake up 

Oh, god. 

(Various “ooo”s and “oh”s) 

A!  E!  I!  O!  U!  And sometimes Y.  (Yeah!  Woo!  Yeah!) 

A!  E!  I!  O!  U!  And sometimes Y. (Yeah!  Woo!  Yeah!) 

Why?  Because people like you!  (Don't like you.) 

So, goin' down the Amazon in a light green '57 Chevy, uh. 

Well, you think that's, um, kind of heavy? 

You should read my poetry 

And I've been known to read it out loud 

(Various “ooo”s and “oh”s)