By the Dead Milkmen from Bucky Felinni

 She'll dance to anything
 You'll dance to anything

 Okay, look at you
 Don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux
 How long did it take to get that way
 What a terrible waste of energy
 You wear black clothes say you're poetic
 The sad truth is you're just pathetic
 Get into the groove get out of my way
 I came here to drink not to get laid
 So why don't you just go on home
 If you want to moan you'll have to moan alone

 You'll dance to anything...
 You'll dance to anything...

 Don't try to tell me that you're an intellectual
 Cause you're just another born bisexual
 ("I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party")
 Blow it out your hair cause you work at Hardees
 80 pounds of make up on your art school skin
 80 points of I.Q. located within
 Know what you are?  You're a bunch of ...
   Artfags!  Artfags!
 Choke on this you dance-a-teria types!

 You'll dance to anything by the Communards
 You'll dance to anything by Book of Love
 You'll dance to anything by The Smiths
 You'll dance to anything by De-peche Mode
 You'll dance to anything by Public Image Limited
 You'll dance to anything by Naked Truth
 You'll dance to anything by any bunch of stupid Europeans who come over
 here with their big hairdos bent on taking OUR money instead of giving
 your cash, where it belongs, to a decent American artist like myself!
 You'll dance to anythIng