There are others, and then there is myself



I must learn to distinguish the others from myself

They are separate people, with different personalities

They might not like the things I like

They might not eat the same food

Or they might not want to go to the places where I want to go



There are others, and then there is myself



There are men, and there are women

Often they don't get along

I must try to get along with everyone

No matter how stupid they might be

Or how asinine their opinions are

I must learn to love everybody

Even people who are so obviously inferior to me

That they make my flesh crawl

I will get to know these people

And I will cook them a ravioli dinner

From a can I found, in Mexico City



There are others, and then there is myself



I believe in the power of the human soul

I believe that the government is in control

I believe there's a Heaven up in the sky

I believe that my neighbours are human spies



Tomorrow I will begin bathing

This is the start of a 6 part plan

Which will take me into the next century

In the coming years, I will stop eating with my hands

I will let the dog out of the closet for some fresh air

I will put away the rubber mask

The cub-scout uniform

And yes, finally, even the cauliflower



There are others, and then there is myself



I believe in the goodness of all mankind

I believe that the government is reading my mind

I believe there's a god who loves us all

I believe in the Beatles, except for Paul!



I must no longer neglect my inner child

For he is very close

Right there, under the floorboards

I will learn to get in touch with my feelings

Even the ones that will probably get me arrested