what's the deal with you and Lucinda

she said that you broke her hymen

while playing kick ball

I just think that you really weren't trying

I've seen you slay bigger dragons

in the Moorestown mall

give me a call

we're having a ball

run and slide on your belly

folks are in New Delhi

we're making prank calls

is that all you really remember

there was something behind your eyes

when you punched Sam Roy

please excuse our son he doesn't feel right

he just doesn't seem to enjoy all the things

that a little boy should

give me a call

we're having a ball

go and turn on the TV

naked women on 63

I wish I was tall

Gloria just confused with Walter

she would never hold hands with a boy like you

'cause you're made of slime

don't tell me that my boy has big problems

don't you worry about my son

he'll be just fine

give me a call

we're having a ball

run and slide on your belly

folks are in New Delhi

we're making prank calls    

give me a call

we're having a ball

go and turn on the TV

naked women on 63

I wish I was tall

don't you wish you were tall

we're having a ball x 7