This is a random song with no point
Cover your ears with your hands
Stare at the static on T.V.
And claim that you can see
The "magic picture"
Be annoying, yeah be annoying

Never make eye contact
Make appointments for september 31st
Holler random numbers
When someone is counting
Drum on every surface
And staple papers in the middle of the page

This is a random song with no point
Cover your ears with your hands
Stare at the static on T.V.
And claim that you can see
The "magic picture"
Be annoying, yeah be annoying

Sew anti-theft detectors in peoples backpacks
Set alarms for random times
Speak in morse code
And be adressed as Conquistador
Buy mint dental floss
And just lick the flavor off

This is a random song with no point
Cover your ears with your hands
Stare at the static on T.V.
And claim that you can see
The "magic picture"
Be annoying, yeah be annoying

Decline to be seated at a resturant
And just eat the complimentary mints
Name your dog, "dog"
Tell people they exist
In your imagination
Cut your grass with scissors
At a golf tournament
Chant
Swing-batter-batter-swing

This is a random song with no point
Cover your ears with your hands
Stare at the static on T.V.
And claim that you can see
The "magic picture"
Be annoying, yeah be annoying

This is a random song with no point
Cover your ears with your hands
Stare at the static on T.V.
And claim that you can see
The "magic picture"
Be annoying, yeah be annoying