You've got the pretty face, you've got the legs
You've got the body that oughta be rated "X"
So what's the matter girl, what's wrong with you?
I've gotta think you're weird, I really do
I love me, I love me, I love me
Why can't she?
Yet even though, I love me so
She never seems to notice me
I love me, I love me
Why can't she?
I'm the best guy that I've ever seen
And all the girls wanna have some fun with me
So what's the matter girl, what's wrong with you?
I've gotta think you're weird, I really do