All of his thoughts are too acidic for anyone to stomach
The world is your ulcer - take it by storm
You won't have to wait too long
You've got nothing nice to say - so spit it all out
"Okay, dopers and stoners just can't get no boners!"

Holocaust - schmolocaust - First Amendment
I'm going to be a peaceful offender
No longer is the pen mightier than the sword
All the edge has been taken off of the written word