Jackass I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight Obi-Wan meets Dolemite Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour These aren't the whores you're looking for Jackass If the Crocodile Hunter smoked weed Steve Irwin burnin' herb in his Jeep Thinks the kangaroos are laughin' at his haircut Used a bowl for that too but If you knew me like I know myself You'd hate me like I hate myself 'Cause I'm a Jackass Got no rabbit in this hat 'Cause I'm pullin' it out my ass Ain't Sigfried or Roy but I could be Makin' magic with the pussy Jackass Like that dude in Tiananmen Square With a six pack and a folding chair Got bombed at the parade and ended up Playin' Chicken with the tanks but If you knew me like I know myself You'd hate me like I hate myself 'Cause I'm a Jackass They could out the lesbian Spice Girl They could try to run game on the O.D.B. They could kick every douche bag off the "Real World" But they won't get rid of me If I knew you like You know yourself I'd hate you like You hate yourself Hate yourself Hate yourself Hate yourself Hate yourself Hate yourself Hate yourself 'Cause you're a Jackass