The freezer supply should last a year
 Those hidden little points that you're away
 Nothing much has changed since you were here

 Our paths will cross some day
 Our paths will cross some day
 While you're out jogging and I'm sat snogging
 Some fool on a lakeside bench

 And when she calls I hope it's you that dials
 I hope it's you that feels this love inside
 And when I touch her I hope it's you that smiles
 And when I die I hope it's you I'm beside
 To die with her would be a worthless lie
 To die with her would be a worthless die
 To die together would be worth a try
 To die together would be worth a try

 The family pack seems larger than it should
 Two for one's no good when there's just one
 I'd raise a bigger smile if I could
 But me minus you equals none

 Our paths will cross some day
 Our paths will cross some day
 When you're out fishing and I'm sat wishing

 You instead of him
 Our paths will cross some day
 Our patbs will cross some day
 When you're out exercising and I'm there prising
 The pants of I my latest sin

 And when we kiss she knows it's you I kiss
 'Cause when we kiss I always start to cry
 You just can't cover up these lying lips
 When I die I hope it's you I'm beside
 To die with her would be a worthless lie
 To die with her would be a worthless die
 To die together would be worth a try
 To die together would be worth a try

 An ambulance flashed past me in the street
 Just yards from where we were to meet
 I was half hoping you were dead meat
 That it was you that was under the sheet

 And as you lay there alone in the ward
 Fumbling for the keys to death's door
 At least I'd have summoned up the nerve
 To whisper you these words

 Finally! Quietly! Actually!
 I love you