Fell on her face and no wind was blowin'
 (She's goin' bald)

 Silken hair, more silken hair
 Lay near her pillbox down at her feet
 (She'd been on a trip)

 I peeked in and when I saw she'd
 Lost her hair I thought I would tell her
 (she's goin' bald)
 When she saw her shining forehead
 Didn't stop she swooned to the ground
 (Really flipped her wig)

 Laughed so hard I
 Blew my mind
 I blew my cool
 I blew myself over

 Oh oh oh oh oh
 Sha na na, sha na na na na na na na na
 Yeah blow, What a blow

 She drew her comb acrost her scalp
 And brushed what she had left
 I tried to salvage what I could
 And threw it in a sack
 She made a beeline to her room
 And grabbed all kind o' juice
 She started pourin' it on her head
 And thought it'd grow it back
 Oh noooo!

 You're too late mama
 Ain't nothin' upside your head
 No more no more no more no more

 Upside your head

 Too late mama
 Ain't nothin' upside your head
 No more no more no more no more

 Upside

 Upside your head

 You're too late mama
 Ain't nothin' upside your head
 No more no more no more no more
 (What about it, dude